Zero Privacy, 100% Loyalty – Women’s Jersey T-Shirt

$31.00 USD

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Shipping calculated at checkout.

Color White Light Blue Soft Cream Soft Pink Ash

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Note: Sizes 2XL & 3XL include a +$4 adjustment to cover higher production costs. Thanks for understanding!

Quantity

If you’ve ever had company during bathroom time—you get it. 🚽🐶

This comfy, flattering tee captures the truth about dog parenting: unconditional love… and absolutely no boundaries. Featuring a loyal pup staring lovingly (and unblinking) at their human in a hilariously awkward moment, this shirt speaks to every woman who’s never gone anywhere alone since adopting a dog.

Soft, breathable, and funny in all the right ways—perfect for walks, weekend errands, or just surviving another day of supervised everything.

Why You’ll Love It:

🐾 Relatable Humor – Because your dog is your shadow
🎁 Perfect Gift – For dog moms, pet sitters, and loyalty lovers everywhere

Because privacy is a human concept—and your dog doesn’t care.
🛒 Add to cart and wear your loyalty loud (and awkward).

Material & Fit

Fabric Blends by Color:
• Solids: 100% cotton
• Ash & Heather Prism Colors: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
• Heather & Solid Blend Colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

• Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton – lightweight, breathable, and soft

• Designed for all-day comfort and adventure-ready vibes

Care instructions

Machine wash: cold
(max 30 °C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron: medium heat
Do not dry clean

Shipping & Return

We currently ship to the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

• Free standard shipping to the USA

• Shipping to other destinations is calculated at checkout (cost varies by quantity)

• Standard delivery within the US: 2–5 business days

Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take an additional 7–12 business days

• Standard delivery to other countries: 10–30 business days

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• All items are made to order, so we do not accept general returns or exchanges due to sizing or buyer’s remorse

• If your order arrives with a print error, quality issue, or incorrect item, we’re happy to offer a free replacement or full refund within 14 days

• Simply contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue

👉 Please check the size guide before ordering.