Touch My Carrot. I Dare You. - Unisex Cotton T-shirt
Touch My Carrot. I Dare You. - Unisex Cotton T-shirt
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Not every bunny is cute and cuddly…
Some just want to be left alone with their snack.
This tee features our grumpiest anti-hero — a carrot-clutching chaos bun who dares you to mess with his vibe.
Perfect for anyone who's got zero chill and one sacred snack.
💢 Grumpy bunny energy
💥 For snack defenders & sarcasm lovers alike
🛒 Add to cart and protect your snacks in style.
Material & Fit
Material & Fit
• Solids: 100% cotton
• Heathers: 85% cotton / 15% viscose
• Made from OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric – safe for everyday wear
• Medium fabric weight – breathable and comfy
• Regular fit
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not tumble dry
Shipping & Return
Shipping & Return
We currently ship to the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.
• Free standard shipping to the USA
• Shipping to other destinations is calculated at checkout (cost varies by quantity)
• Standard delivery within the US: 2–5 business days
Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take an additional 7–12 business days
• Standard delivery to other countries: 10–30 business days
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• All items are made to order, so we do not accept general returns or exchanges due to sizing or buyer’s remorse
• If your order arrives with a print error, quality issue, or incorrect item, we’re happy to offer a free replacement or full refund within 14 days
• Simply contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue
👉 Please check the size guide before ordering.
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