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Touch My Carrot. I Dare You. - Unisex Cotton T-shirt

Touch My Carrot. I Dare You. - Unisex Cotton T-shirt

Regular price $31.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $31.00 USD
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Not every bunny is cute and cuddly…
Some just want to be left alone with their snack.

This tee features our grumpiest anti-hero — a carrot-clutching chaos bun who dares you to mess with his vibe.
Perfect for anyone who's got zero chill and one sacred snack.

💢 Grumpy bunny energy
💥 For snack defenders & sarcasm lovers alike

🛒 Add to cart and protect your snacks in style.

Material & Fit

Solids: 100% cotton
Heathers: 85% cotton / 15% viscose

• Made from OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric – safe for everyday wear
• Medium fabric weight – breathable and comfy
• Regular fit

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30 °C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not tumble dry

Shipping & Return

We currently ship to the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Free standard shipping to the USA

• Shipping to other destinations is calculated at checkout (cost varies by quantity)

Standard delivery within the US: 2–5 business days

Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take an additional 7–12 business days


Standard delivery to other countries: 10–30 business days

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All items are made to order, so we do not accept general returns or exchanges due to sizing or buyer’s remorse

• If your order arrives with a print error, quality issue, or incorrect item, we’re happy to offer a free replacement or full refund within 14 days

• Simply contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue

👉 Please check the size guide before ordering.

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